Smart answers to dumb questions — because someone had to do it.

Who We Are?

 

Absurdily is where intellectual curiosity meets poor time management. We explore the kinds of questions that hover somewhere between philosophy, science, and “are you okay?” conversations — the ones too ridiculous for academia but too persistent to ignore. This isn’t just a humour blog, nor is it an encyclopedia of nonsense. It’s a quiet rebellion against the hyper-practical internet, offering thoughtful answers to utterly impractical questions. We take absurdity seriously — not because we have to, but because someone probably shouldn’t.

What We’re About

Absurd Questions. Sincere-ish Answers.

We’re not curing diseases. We’re wondering if chairs feel awkward when nobody’s sitting on them.
This site is run by people who lie awake thinking about things most folks forget mid-sentence.

Research That’s 60% Real, 100% Entertaining

We mix science, folklore, and whatever Wikipedia didn’t lock behind a citation warning.
Yes, we do research. No, we don’t always know when to stop.

Humour That Makes You Question Yourself

Why settle for bland blog posts when you can giggle, groan, and then wonder if you’re okay?
If nothing else, we’re great for impressing no one at parties.

Why Read Absurdily?

01

It’s Smart

We’re absurd — not clueless. Behind every post is someone who googled way too much.

02

It’s Fun

You’ll laugh. You’ll learn. You’ll question your grip on reality. That’s a win.

03

It’s Addictive

Reading one post leads to another. Then suddenly it’s 2am and you know 7 reasons humans aren’t built to walk on bananas.

Before You Go (and Google Something Weird Again)

Look at you — smarter, slightly more confused, and now weirdly passionate about donut shapes.

Absurdily is for curious minds that ask “why though?” a bit too often. If that’s you, welcome home.

For inquiries, contact: themustajabhaider@gmail.com

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