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Read more about the article Why Donuts Are Never Square?

Why Donuts Are Never Square?

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  • Post published:February 4, 2025
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Last month, while queuing at a local bakery in Shoreditch, I overheard a curious question from a child clutching his father's hand: "Dad, why aren't donuts ever square?" His father…

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Read more about the article Can Birds Sleep While Flying? The Mind-Blowing Truth!

Can Birds Sleep While Flying? The Mind-Blowing Truth!

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  • Post published:February 4, 2025
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I still remember watching a flock of frigatebirds glide above the Indian Ocean, wings stretched wide, not flapping for minutes on end. Our guide—a marine biologist—turned to me and said,…

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Read more about the article What would it be like to sail on a lemon-flavored ocean?

What would it be like to sail on a lemon-flavored ocean?

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  • Post published:February 4, 2025
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It started with an odd question from my niece over breakfast one morning: "Uncle, what if the oceans were made of lemonade?" I nearly laughed—but then paused. What would happen…

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Read more about the article Why do guys make those “I’m gonna get you pregnant” jokes?

Why do guys make those “I’m gonna get you pregnant” jokes?

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  • Post published:January 27, 2025
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"Wait... did he just joke about getting me pregnant?" That was my exact thought one night after a casual conversation with someone I’d only been dating for a few weeks.…

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Read more about the article What causes us to wake up before our alarms?

What causes us to wake up before our alarms?

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  • Post published:January 23, 2025
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I used to pride myself on my 6:30 a.m. alarm. A neatly set routine: wake, coffee, run, work. But something curious started happening. I began waking up at 6:25—every single…

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Read more about the article Are Orange Cats Naturally Crazy?

Are Orange Cats Naturally Crazy?

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  • Post published:January 23, 2025
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Last year, I adopted an orange tabby named Marmalade, expecting a calm lap cat to keep me company during quiet evenings. What I got instead was a zooming, curtain-scaling, food-stealing…

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Read more about the article What If There Were No Mondays?

What If There Were No Mondays?

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  • Post published:January 23, 2025
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Last year, after a brutally long Sunday night work sprint, I half-jokingly tweeted, "Mondays should be illegal." I didn’t expect the wave of replies that followed—from burnt-out teachers, overworked nurses,…

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Read more about the article Is a cow’s love for grass an endless romance?

Is a cow’s love for grass an endless romance?

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  • Post published:January 22, 2025
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Last year, while visiting a friend’s dairy farm in the countryside of Yorkshire, I found myself leaning against a wooden fence, quietly watching a herd of cows in the pasture.…

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Read more about the article Texts Guaranteed to Crack Her Up

Texts Guaranteed to Crack Her Up

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  • Post published:January 16, 2025
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Have you ever typed out a joke, hit send, and immediately regretted it? Yeah, me too. Making someone laugh through a screen is a whole different game. There are no…

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Read more about the article 15 Best Fat Jokes to Make Someone Cry — Or Should You Even Tell Them?

15 Best Fat Jokes to Make Someone Cry — Or Should You Even Tell Them?

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  • Post published:January 12, 2025
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Have you ever laughed at a fat joke and immediately felt uncomfortable? Maybe you were the one telling it, trying to break the ice. Or maybe you were the one…

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