At Absurdily, we take your privacy about as seriously as we take questions like “Could you legally marry a ghost?” — which is to say: very seriously, in our own weird way.

What We Collect (When You’re Not Looking)

When you visit this site, a few things happen:

  • Your browser sends us info like IP address, device type, and which page made you go, “Huh. That’s weird.”
  • If you subscribe to our newsletter, we collect your email address — not to spam you, but to send you glorious nonsense in digestible doses.
  • If you leave a comment or message us, we keep your words in a safe place (no, not under our pillow).

We don’t track your every move like some kind of digital raccoon. Just enough to make the site work better and occasionally chuckle at where you’re all visiting from (hello, random person from Lithuania!).

About Those Cookies

Yes, we use cookies. Not the chocolate chip kind (unfortunately), but the digital ones that help the site remember your preferences and analyse what you read most — probably the articles involving ducks or time travel.

You can block them in your browser settings if you’d prefer to browse without being gently observed.

Who We Share Your Data With

Short answer: No one shady.
We don’t sell, rent, or trade your data like it’s vintage Pokémon cards. Some third-party tools (like analytics or newsletter platforms) might process your info to help us understand how you use the site — but they’re only here to help us get better, not creepier.

Emails You’ll (Maybe) Receive

If you sign up for our newsletter, you’ll occasionally get:

  • New absurd posts
  • Thoughts you didn’t ask for but might enjoy
  • The occasional existential pun

You can unsubscribe anytime. No hard feelings. We’ll still quietly admire you from afar.

Your Rights & Choices

You can:

  • Ask what data we have on you
  • Ask us to delete it
  • Ask us to stop emailing you
  • Ask us to write an article about your cat (we might)

To do any of the above, just email us at themustajabhaider@gmail.com. We’ll get back to you faster than you can say “metaphysical tax fraud.”

That’s All, Folks

Thanks for trusting us with your curious little clicks. We’ll continue to treat your data with respect — and your imagination with the absurdity it deserves.