Welcome to Absurdily — a place where strange questions are taken way too seriously (on purpose).

Before you dive into our ridiculous rabbit holes, let’s get a few things straight. These terms are basically the rules of our weird little internet clubhouse. By reading, browsing, laughing, or even aggressively skimming our content, you agree to play by them.

1. Who We Are (Besides Mildly Unhinged)

We’re Absurdily — a blog dedicated to investigating life’s least pressing questions with alarming enthusiasm. Our content is created for entertainment, occasional education, and frequent eyebrow-raising.

We are not medical professionals, tax experts, or licensed time travellers. Please don’t base major life decisions solely on our articles about donut geometry or hypothetical wormhole etiquette.

2. Using Our Stuff (A.K.A. Don’t Steal)

All content on this site — the writing, graphics, illustrations, puns, and dangerously deep rabbit holes — is original and belongs to Absurdily (unless otherwise stated). You may not copy, paste, republish, or claim our nonsense as your own without asking nicely (and getting written permission).

Sharing links? Great. Copy-pasting entire articles onto your cousin’s blog? Less great.

3. External Links (a.k.a. The Internet Is Big and Weird)

Sometimes we link to outside websites. That doesn’t mean we endorse their opinions, their font choices, or their conspiracy theories. Once you click away, you’re in their world — so read their terms, too.

We try to link responsibly. But the internet moves fast and sometimes weird. Click with caution.

4. Comments and Community Vibes

If we ever enable comments or discussion threads, here’s the golden rule: Don’t be a jerk. We love absurd questions. We do not love trolling, spam, or arguments about the shape of pasta (unless they’re respectful and hilarious).

Any comments we find offensive, spammy, or just plain weird in a not-fun way will be removed faster than you can say “existential ham sandwich.”

5. Liability: Spoiler, We’re Not Responsible for Everything

We do our best to make sure our info is funny, fascinating, and occasionally fact-checked. But we’re human — well, mostly — and mistakes happen.

We are not liable for:

• Confused thoughts you may have after reading 3 posts in a row
• Overthinking your breakfast choices
• Any bets lost due to content inspired by Absurdily (seriously, don’t bet on historical time travel accuracy)

Use your own judgment. Absurdily is here to entertain, not dictate your worldview.

6. Changes to These Terms

We might update these terms from time to time — usually because we’ve added something cool (or realised a typo has been haunting us for months). Check back occasionally if you’re into that sort of thing.

7. Questions?

If you’ve got questions about these terms — or if you just want to pitch an absurd idea — you can reach out at themustajabhaider@gmail.com.

We can’t promise we’ll answer every query, but we can promise it’ll be read by someone who once wrote 800 words about time-travelling vegetables.

Thanks for stopping by, reading the fine print, and being the kind of person who takes nonsense seriously.

— Team Absurdily (a.k.a. Mustajab Haider and his brain at 2am)